Getting bad again for no reason after you’ve been so happy for a long time is literally one of the worst feelings ever
My goal is to be that rich single aunt that flies everywhere and wears designer clothing and brings expensive gifts to her less successful family members
So apparently it’s a turnoff to yodel during sex?
THE BEST FEELINGS IN THE WORLD.
- HOT SHOWERS.
- THE FIRST BITE OF A MEAL WHEN YOU ARE REALLY HUNGRY.
- TIGHT HUGS.
- CRAWLING INTO BED AFTER A LONG DAY.
- FOREHEAD KISSES.
- WAKING UP IN THE MORNING AND ACTUALLY FEELING LIKE YOU HAD ENOUGH SLEEP.
Truth is, when I look at Sam Winchester I say “I want us to have wild sex in every room of the bunker” but what I mean is “let me wrap you in a blanket and stroke your hair and tell you how amazing and wonderful you are”.
"We’re preparing you for the real world"
I don’t meant to alarm you but
the real world has calculators
one time my uncle bought a tumbleweed so every time one of his students made a bad joke he could roll it across the classroom
Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write