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rincewindsapprentice:

Some people love to shut down people who talk about trans and intersex issues by saying that they’re “only 1% of the population” and thus can be ignored since they “aren’t statistically significant enough.”

By that logic, we can now systematically ignore:

  • Redheads
  • The entire state of Rhode Island
  • Anyone who makes over $500,000 a year
  • Pacific Islanders
  • Australia
sassygaysammy

sassygaysammy:

strikercorbie:

curlynerd:

ineffably-crowley:

flatbear:

buckkybrnes:

sherlocksdemonhuntingtimelord:

dragonofthesky:

lasswithalaptop:

johnkatier:

I”M A FUCKING RAIN GIRAFFE I SOUND LIKE THE MOST UN-MAJESTIC ANIMAL IN EXISTENCE

ice bear! my elemental spirit companion is endangered :(

Wind Ox. Somehow this seems like more of an insult :l

Shadow bear sounds like a stupid spy name

fIRE SHEEP???? 

FUCKING 

 

I’m moon mouse, and my boss is shadow dear. HOT NEW CRIMEFIGHTING DUO.

Wind dog
😑

Shadow chicken

Fuck. Yes.

LIGHTNING FOX???

AAAAAYYYYYYYAAAAAA THATS AWESOME

Im a fire shark kingsizedinsanity is a lightening mouse crowlbee is a river chicken i just
yall-mothafuckas-need-misha

foxnewsofficial:

cumomelet:

a riddle:

a man is driving his son to school. they get into an accident and the man dies. the son is rushed to the hospital and when he arrives for emergency surgery the doctor says “i cant operate on this boy, he is my son!” how is this possible?

omg one time our english teacher told us this to try and show what a modern thinker he was and we were all like “it’s a woman” and he was like oh wow i thought he was gay i hadn’t thought of that